Information, context and why nerds don’t get small talk

I just wrote my first letter in ten years and it felt strange. The blue liquid flowing out of my pen and onto the thin sheet of cellulose in front of me. The cell walls of a dead tree, now functioning as a kind of disposable monitor. The paper soaked with watery circles and lines, clearly one of the most wasteful ways to store one kilobyte of plain text. In a few minutes, on my way to the Christmas market, I will put this unlikely storage medium in a yellow box next to the sidewalk, knowing that tomorrow, someone will pick it up, drive it across Germany and bring it not to the addressee, but to yet another box where she will show up, sooner or later. This takes roughly 100.000 times as long as an e-mail.
E-mail is less awkward, but not by far. Part of me enjoys typing really fast, probably due to having seen too many hacker movies in my teenage years. The rest of me snickers at the idea of moving muscles and bones, pushing fingertips on black plastic, in order to transmit information from one system using electrical signals to another one. For each bit that makes its way from my head into my computer, I move a billion billion billion electrons when one would suffice.
Each intermediate step in the process of information transmission creates borders between us and makes our conversations less intimate. Bandwidth is growing, delays and barriers are going away (the final barrier being the conversion from semantics to syntax and back).
In 2007, writing a letter is like playing with mud and electricity because you are hungry and it can’t take that long until something akin to an apple tree evolves.
Like taking money out of your bank account and giving it away minutes later in exchange for the thing you really wanted even if you could have paid with your EC card, because you always did it this way.
Like taking pictures with your old analog camera and scanning them later on, because style is not defined in pixels per cm2.
Like writing a letter, because the textual content was little more than an envelope, because what you actually said was “I care”, and because the most efficient way would have been the least effective.
What appears to be context may be information, what appears to be information may be context. The failure or refusal to accept the unspoken social contract that defines which is which is one of the main reasons why nerds are socially inept. Think small talk.

You got it.
And a letter is even more efficient than a call
’cause in that ink your thoughts
(I wouldn’t want to say soul ;) ) are retained vivid forever.